Thank you for the AMAZING decorations and gifts, Emily! Nothing makes a birthday like a visually stimulating drawing of a penis complete with the veins and tiny hairs. The fact that "Happy Birthday" was written inside the ejaculation tickled me pink!
I talked to many people today... AND I HEARD SO MUCH GOSSIP. That was the best gift of all! Well... until I receive Michael's gift tomorrow. But I don't know... I hold gossip in such high esteem!